Copyclown [Linsey, Cobblepot]

[The Joker]

Joker was in his hideout, or fun-house, working on blueprints and throwing darts into a Batman's picture, the clown had painted a smile on the Bat-face. The truth was he couldn't do much at the moment. His body was feeling sick, but it all came from his crazy mind. Apparently, the head wanted to have fun with the body, but Joker didn't like when he was laughed at, not even from his head.

The clown was wearing his suit, but the jacket was hung on a chair and the waistcoat was open, but a little chain coming from a pocket was keeping it together, it seemed a chain for a pocket-watch, however Joker could hide something else there. The shirt, that strangely was just white, had the sleeves rolled up till the elbows. No ties and no gloves, his hair was wet because he had just had a shower fifteen minutes ago...mh...strange that Harley didn't try to jump on him or something as much as annoying, he wondered where she was because he didn't remember sending her to do a job. Joker shrugged, he needed some relax after all.

The Joker just threw another dart when someone opened the door so the dart ended up near the henchman's head "Mi--ss Quinn i---s here, Boss" he mumbled because the dart almost got one of his eyes. Joker would have laughed, amused by the henchman, but he wasn't feeling like it...yeah...another side effect. He let out a sigh, maybe Harl could cheer him up, put a smile on his face...oh no...smiles were his funny business. Joker looked at the cameras to see where Harley was "Bring her to me" he ordered to the henchman who nodded and went to fetch Joker's sidekick "The boss wants to see ya in his office" he informed her, he didn't need to show where Joker was because Harley should know where his office was.

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“This outfit is ridiculous. I deserve a raise.” Linsey said quietly, speaking to the technology that was strategically hidden on her body so that she could communicate throughout the experience to her employer. While she was often asked to alter her state for Oswald Cobblepott’s person vendettas, this recent order was by far the most outrageous and dangerous. Her she stood, dressed in a revealing and form-fitting red and black ensemble that paired with the style of the man standing several rooms over. She adjusted her posture and took a deep breath. Her research on the form that she currently held had been extensive up until this point. She had studied the blonde for weeks after the plan was announced and now it was time to execute it. Here she stood in the Joker’s lair, taking on the form of his dysfunctional fangirl – Harley Quinn.

Glass shards that once might have been a mirror littered the floor. She picked up the largest shard and brought it to her eye-level. Despite how painful the process had been, she had mimicked the woman’s features exactly. After all, there was no room for error at all in such a high-stakes situation. She waited for what she assumed would be the Penguin’s harsh remark to sound in her ear, though she was distracted by a presence in the doorway. Linsey turned to him, her face once emotionless quickly found a goofy expression that the woman might display.

Her cheeks grew warm with humiliation. She began to walk after the man, quickly forcing a bit of skip to her step as she started down the corridor. Familiar with the layout, the funhouse of a venue still made it easy to get lost. “Get me to the office.” She said lowly under her breath into the communication device. Her cheeks hurting from the lopsided smile on her face. With the commands being sent to her through the wireless, she began to weave a path toward where the Joker would be. She bounced through the doorway, hopping in a pattern as if there was an imaginary hopscotch outline on the ground. “You wanted to see me, puddin’?” She attempted in her most convincing, Harley-esque voice.

[Oswald Cobblepot - The Penguin]

"You are amply rewarded for your work" Oswald automatically responded to the suggestion of a raise. Safely hidden away in his study at home in the mansion he was watching on the feed from one of Linsey's hidden cameras and speaking through the hidden earpiece.

Perfectly safe with a scotch and a cigarette Oswald wasn't the only one watching the feed but he was the only one in his study. Mike and Terry were heading two separate strike teams near the fun house in-case of the quite likely possibility that everything was going to go horribly wrong. Security had placed several people on the situation to monitor every scrap of video, audio and provide instant information for Linsey to play the part. Oswald has placed funding into this plan, everyone had done the research, practised their part and were under strict orders under threat of pain or death not to screw it up.

The voice of some nameless member of security sounded in the ear piece as soon as Linsey asked the way "Start walking, turn when I say...Next left, right...door on your left" They'd pulled everything they had on the building layout, staff and every scrap of info on the Joker and Harley.

[The Joker]

Joker would have dressed himself up, buttoning up his waistcoat and wearing the jacket, but Harley liked him always no matter what...it was actually sweet, if it weren't that he had manipulated Harley into her madness...you know, little detail. However, the Joker smiled widely when he saw her and opened his arms ready to receive her because she was most likely to jump on him when he opened his arms in a welcoming gesture. 

The room was filled with blueprints, but they seemed old plans that Joker had already used, however there were little notes one them written by the clown himself, his ideas about a new plan that he had in mind, apparently he was using some parts of old ideas to create a new fun adventure and by fun adventure he meant putting a smile on those boring innocents' faces of course. 

Joker looked at the big window in the room that had long red curtains, it faced the Amusement Park with its funny and deathly games, some of the henchmen could be seen on some of the attractions, although those were meant to be deathly they could be still used if someone knew what to dodge and the attractions were actually fun, the henchmen were having fun for sure. Having fun was one of the rules. The clown smiled looking at them in the roller coaster "Let's go! Games are for players!" the clown grabbed Harley's hand and brought her outside where the amusement rides were, Amusement Park's music could be heard along with the henchmen's screams in the rides. 

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Though she remembered her role with ease, she found it hard to completely commit to it. Harley Quinn was practically the opposite of the reserved, right-hand woman Linsey Finch was. Even for some of her most outrageous disguises, she could still keep a bit of herself along the way. However, for this role she needed to ignore any of her personal traits and tendencies so that she might play a convincing part. There were several emergency plans in set just in case something managed to go wrong or she ruined this cause with a single slip up. However, the last thing that Linsey wanted was for the fault to fall on her. She would almost rather take her chances with the Clown Prince of Crime herself.

With a bounding start, the scantily-clad woman bounded toward the Joker, wrapping her arms around him tightly. A list of lovey-dovey terms and nicknames flew from Linsey’s lips. Her body was rigid as she was practically disgusted with the action. Never during her time in Gotham had she imagined looping her arms lovingly around such a foul man. In fact, he was the cause of most of her headaches as of recent.

As he grabbed her hand, she continued to giggle absent-mindedly. “Ooooo, you got a surprise for little old me?” As she glanced outside at the near-torturous devices, her chest grew tight. Linsey cleared her throat and attempted to hide her surprise with another forced, goofy expression. The blueprints plastered all over the wall were concerning at the very least. She glanced toward them so that Oswald would have view of them too. Though she could not openly ask a question at this point with the Joker at her side, she hoped that she had provided enough time to retrain the information that each of the maps required.

“Wow-eee!” Linsey squealed, dropping his hand so that she could bound forward, with no real idea of what she was doing. The pigtailed woman pretended to be overwhelmed with options so that her pudding might choose what they did first. The screams from the henchmen were laced with complete terror. Linsey could only imagine what some of these rides could do to her. Even though Harley Quinn was an agile gymnast – Linsey Finch was far from it.

“Get me the hell out of here.” She murmured into the device that was strategically planted into her ear. “Are you seeing this? The freak is going to kill me.” Keeping her voice low and continuing the actions that did not even come close to matching the sheer fear inside, Linsey waited for her employers response.

[Oswald Cobblepot - The Penguin]

Oswald had to keep from flinching even at Linsey's Harley impression, her very voice grated on his mind and he had to fix on the plan, remember it wasn't really Harley and remember that he wasn't working with a completely incompetent woman who was obsessed with Joker "Despite all sense the Joker has yet to kill Harley, stick to the plan" His tone also suggested that she should stop complaining.

The plan was good, it was a big test but he trusted in Linsey's skills and he was sure she would do her very best in this particular venture when it was her life that was on the line.

The blueprints on the walls were a good bonus and within a few seconds Oswald had a still shot of them on a second monitor, spotting many that he already recognized. He saw nothing that would give him the clown's current plans but perhaps it would be satisfying to use one of the Joker's old contraptions against him sometime. Certainly they may come in useful if he had to imitate the clown's work in the future sometime to shift the blame away from himself.

"If he gets on one just do what we tell you, do not think, just do" Came the response from security though. The death rides had taken a little bit of work but they had several mapped out for the best movements to make should Joker decide they should join in the fun. They had tried to plan for every possibility, Linsey's power was a valuable asset Oswald didn't want to lose but knowing what the Joker planned to do next would greatly help Ozzy get one step ahead of the clown and provide a little payback.

[The Joker]

Joker smiled at Harley's attentions, he was used to act the boyfriend's part, sure, most of the time Harley was a nuisance, but Joker had managed to bear her behaviour because he could really trust her and finding a trustworthy person was almost impossible so Joker knew well that he had to keep her around. Although being a boyfriend could be annoying, Joker couldn't help but think that it was weird that Harley's hadn't still kissed him yet. It didn't bother him, but it wasn't like Harley, maybe she was overthinking something un-important.

Joker let out a sigh looking at Harley who was in front of him but turned towards the rides "You know that you have to ask, c'mon..." the clown thought and walked in front of Harley so they were face to face now "Hey Harl! Is everything okay? Something happened while you were out?" he asked her, his body language and tone indicated that he was actually interested and worried when instead it wasn't true, but Harley was so blinded by love that she never noticed Joker's acting, also because Joker knew how to act and manipulate people...but he didn't know that the woman in front of her wasn't Harley, he didn't know for now.

Harley acted all happy when near Joker because she wanted to make her boyfriend happy, but Joker had to notice all her moods independently by her apparent happiness, it was one of the many boyfriend's duties. Unfortunately. The henchmen stopped screaming when the ride ended, there had been five henchmen on the ride, but they counted just three now "Ok, let's pick up the two other guys..." said one of the henchmen, they didn't seem so surprised, apparently falling out of the ride wasn't so unusual.