Clowns Around Town [The Joker]

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Lately, in Gotham City there has been new gangs popping up in the concrete jungle. They are nothing major, not really threatening in anyway. Just a bunch of punk kids who got bored in college and decided to have some fun, guess the numerous nightclubs and bars in town weren't enough. These new gangs, are I guess you can say "homage" or "honoring" gangs basing their selves on non other than the clown prince of crime himself, the Joker. The main and original members were three of the most selfish, arrogant, spoiled ones of the bunch. Leaders I guess you can call them. The first one which I would assume is the clown in charge, goes by the alias "The Prince" he modeled himself of course after the harlequin of hate, but was even skinnier and looked nothing like the Joker really, wearing a purple suit, green undershirt, white messy makeup, red lips and a green buzz cut adorned with a small gold crown on his head. The second was his girlfriend who goes by the name "JoJo", she wears a high cut yellow t-shirt with a clown face on it, red hot pants, purple suspenders, green leg warmers, purple hair, same style makeup as her boyfriend and always carries around a multicolored umbrella which has numerous gag gadgets inside it. Third is a husky brute that goes by the name "Boozer", he wears no shirt, purple and orange pants, green tie, bald head and of course sports the messy clown make up. He is known as the muscle of the group.

They have recently been terrorizing the streets in honor of the legend clown that they imitate, only do minor crimes such as disturbing the peace, vandalism, etcetera. Anyway, to "help" cause chaos to the city to "help" Joker's cause. Well tonight, their target was Robinson Park. Just as it is in the day, Robinson Park is the ideal place for relaxation and to get away from it all. But as every other place in the city, when it gets dark out, things get a little bit more dangerous... Canary had been patrolling as usual, when she heard a cackle and other laughter coming from within the park. It then began to sound more like a heated argument. Canary paused noticing the purple suit. "Could it be? The Joker?" Oh wow, in the flesh! Canary had tangled with Joker once before helping out Batman, but this time it was time for her solo. She then noticed there were others with him, they were harassing what looked like two young adults on a date taking a late night stroll through the park, romantic no? Not tonight I guess. Canary then began to sneak up on Joker and his henchmen.

The Prince began to speak. "Well, well, well... what we got here? A little date? Ohhh, you're a classic Romeo huh?" The Prince then began to cackle just like his hero the Joker. The couple looked nervous and scared. Then the large clown began to speak. "Awww, Romeo and Juliet... How romantic, so... pathetic!" The clowns began to laugh as Black Canary was getting closer and closer wanting to take them by surprise. "Hey! Be nice guys... The guy is just trying to get laid, lighten up guys...." JoJo began to laugh. "But if your really want to get into her pants you should take her on a hot air balloon ride! Oh geez, how fun... It's romantic yet thrilling..." The Prince chimed in. "Exactly! Great thinking baby! Let us help you out..." He then began to laugh manically, pulling out what looked like handcuffs and grabbing the girl by the arm with Boozer holding back the young man. He then classed the handcuffs around her wrists which also had a balloon that began to inflate after he fasten them on. "Have a nice flight sweetie..." He then kicked the guy in the stomach and the  balloon began to float and the girl now screaming rising with the inflation of the balloon.

"Oh my God! NOOOO!" Canary then rushed to the group not worrying about revealing herself any longer. Without a thought took in a deep breath and let out a massive Canary Cry. "Skreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" The super sonic scream hit directly into the balloon popping it on impact, saving the girl from an aerial death. Canary now pissed off went charging straight to The Prince giving him a hard uppercut to the jaw. The Prince now on the ground and the others looking on. Canary then stopped looking confused. "Wait... you're not the Joker!!! What is this? What?" The young traumatized couple then made their escape. "Hey! You ruined our fun!" Said the female clown. "Oh! Shut the hell up... What is this? Where is the "real" Joker!" The large clown then began to crack his knuckles readying for a fight. "We are the children of the clown prince! Fear us!" Canary then smirked. "What? Haha... So? Harley is your Mommy?" The Prince still on the ground, "I know you... You're the Black Canary... well you made a great mistake tonight disturbing us little bird..." He then motioned to his partners. "Get her..." Boozer pulled out what looked like electrified brass knuckles and JoJo twirling her umbrella revealing razor sharp blades coming out the ends.

Canary then smirked. These losers seemed very confused and unexperienced. Joker didn't teach them too well. Well it's time they get schooled by yours truly. "Really? Okay, I will play along. Let's get this over with." Canary sighed. The two clowns began to attack, with their leader smiling on... 

[The Joker]

-The Joker Clans strike again!- a cliché title. The Clow Prince of Crime wasn't for cliché titles. Joker took a pair of scissors and cut the photo to the side of the article where there was a group that was robbing a little oldy woman, a very clownish group that claimed to work for him, well, in his honor. They were ridiculous and not in the funny way. Nobody could use his image and ruin it. The Gotham Gazette wrote that the police believed a connection between the real Joker and the Clans. The paper was thrown on the ground and one of the Joker's feet stepped on it then he put the cut image on a table teemed with photos, he had a strange smile on his face, it looked like more he was grinding his teeth. A door opened and closed "Bob!" the clown called and his henchman ran in the room where his boss was "Did you find them?" Bob nodded giving to his boss the coordinates. The Joker smiled, prepared himself and off he went.

The girlfriend with the name of a famous singer tried to hit Canary using the childish, but dangerous umbrella while the big one twirled his fists aiming to the vigilante's face. The Joker was observing everything from above, he was wearing a purple jacket with a organge shirt and there was a kind of bright green tie's lace dangling from his neck, it seemed silk, he had purple gloves and his gloved hands where in his purple trousers' pockets. His green eyes were watching all the scene like it was a movie action scene "Popcorn would be perfect" he thought with a smile. They were fighting in a un-skilled way...too much smoke without fire...or something like that, the clown frowned with a grimace "This wouldn't even fit in a C movie..." he thought as if he were a movies' reviewer "...and they call themselves Joker Clans...?! My name...MY NAME!!!" he was furious, the desire to just kill them right away was hard to hold back. Then his eyes fell upon Canary so the desire vanished, it was worth waiting to kill them if that meant a face to face with the little birdy "Didn't expect her...well...I should have something to plug my ears with" his hands pulled out two little pink cotton balls, but there was something inside them.

However, Joker decided to go down there and settle things right, he wanted to teach them a lesson. The clown saw the couple running away, so he followed them, but Joker knew the park better unluckily for them so he popped out from behind a tree stepping in front of the running couple "Greetings" his tone was elegant "I apologise for their behaviour, please, come with me...I think I don't need an introdution" he said when the woman started crying out loud and the man screamed something like...he couldn't finish the sentence because Joker grabbed him by the collar getting him closer and smashed the other hand on the woman's mouth shutting her voice up "...I don't like being interrupeted..." he whispered looking at the screaming girl behind the man "...or taking orders" he moved his gaze towards the man "Now, silence and follow me, I was just being polite" his tone didn't allow replies so he started walking with them as a little stroll in the park. The clown put a little cotton ball in one ear, that would do for now, he could place the second cotton ball quickly if necessary. The couple was quiet and obedient with a blank scared espression on her faces, instead the Joker was smiling and walking with his arms around their shoulders as they were close friends. The clown pinched the woman's cheek giggling when the woman started crying, tears coming down her cheeks.

Perhaps Canary had heard the woman so the clown was as vigilant as ever while walking with the couple, but noises of heavy breathing and punches reached out his empty ear, he smiled, he was going in the right way. Jojo, mistaking, had thrown the umbrella in front of her when trying to hit Canary and it was taking a fast speed now. The Joker, what a coincedence, appeared right in that moment and the umbrella was in his trajectory, however he was still far away from it. Joker didn't seem bothered by it, he just took the man by his jacket and put him in the umbrella's trajectory instead. The umbrella was going to hit the man in the chest, right in his heart, the clown took care of putting him in the right position. The woman screamed again while still crying "Oh...poor thing" he whispered in a mocking tone still holding the man in place. The umbrella was a few inches from the man's heart by now.