Post by Deleted on May 7, 2014 2:57:28 GMT -5
It was snack time in the rec room and today was pudding day. No utensils were given so the inmates had to use their fingers for safety reasons and was given wipes to clean their hands with afterwards. An orderly cautiously came up to the Joker with his snack and held it out to him, his hand showing a little tremble, and a couple beads of sweat were forming on his brow as he gave out the treat to known psychopathic killers.
The Joker looked at the pudding. It was butterscotch. He loathed butterscotch pudding. He casually looked over to the guards who were watching him like a hawk.
"I want lime jello."
The orderly looked quickly over his shoulder to his supervisor. Ted was new and this was a test as being a new hire, he was still on 30-day probation. He was growing increasingly nervous as the conversation began.
"B-but it's pudding day."
The Joker grinned and looked at Ted coldly, slowly leaning forward in his chair. The guards shifted their stances also growing uncomfortable. the supervisor held out an arm to make them stay back. Ted will have to deal with the likes of the Joker if he plans on staying here in the job.
"Can I have lime pudding then?"
"I-I don't think they make that flavor.....uh....s-sir."
The Joker's voice grew more impatient as he clenched his fist.
"Is that MY problem??"
"N-n-nn-o s-sir. But this is all we have."
A dark stain appeared in the front of Ted's pants and the Joker looked down and chuckled.
"Oh dear. heehee! You've sprung a leak! Hahahaha! I'm just playing with you. You're new here. This is the staff's way of hazing you. But there is one thing...."
Ted blushed from embarrassment at wetting himself but also gave a sigh of relief at The joker's admitted playing.
"Oh you have no idea how relieved I am to hear that, and what's that?"
The Joker looked at him blankly at the bad pun then snarled backhanding the pudding from his hands it splashed violently all over the wall.
"I HATE PUDDING!!!"
He was about to pounce when he glanced at the mess and gasped with a smile rushing over to it and smearing it all over the wall.
"More I want more! Chocolate! Vanilla! Bring all you have bring it!!!"
The Joker looked at the pudding. It was butterscotch. He loathed butterscotch pudding. He casually looked over to the guards who were watching him like a hawk.
"I want lime jello."
The orderly looked quickly over his shoulder to his supervisor. Ted was new and this was a test as being a new hire, he was still on 30-day probation. He was growing increasingly nervous as the conversation began.
"B-but it's pudding day."
The Joker grinned and looked at Ted coldly, slowly leaning forward in his chair. The guards shifted their stances also growing uncomfortable. the supervisor held out an arm to make them stay back. Ted will have to deal with the likes of the Joker if he plans on staying here in the job.
"Can I have lime pudding then?"
"I-I don't think they make that flavor.....uh....s-sir."
The Joker's voice grew more impatient as he clenched his fist.
"Is that MY problem??"
"N-n-nn-o s-sir. But this is all we have."
A dark stain appeared in the front of Ted's pants and the Joker looked down and chuckled.
"Oh dear. heehee! You've sprung a leak! Hahahaha! I'm just playing with you. You're new here. This is the staff's way of hazing you. But there is one thing...."
Ted blushed from embarrassment at wetting himself but also gave a sigh of relief at The joker's admitted playing.
"Oh you have no idea how relieved I am to hear that, and what's that?"
The Joker looked at him blankly at the bad pun then snarled backhanding the pudding from his hands it splashed violently all over the wall.
"I HATE PUDDING!!!"
He was about to pounce when he glanced at the mess and gasped with a smile rushing over to it and smearing it all over the wall.
"More I want more! Chocolate! Vanilla! Bring all you have bring it!!!"