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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2015 21:46:37 GMT -5
Lobo cruised to amusement mile with his chopper heading full blast. it really wasn't hard to get information about Joker's location especially with Lobo's type of convincing. When he put the bike in park, the bounty hunter looked a the place. it looked old and run down. Maybe it was a place for a genocidal maniac, to hide but overall it just looked unimpressive with it's disrepair.
"I don't know who was in charge of this place before the clown took ver, but they needed to be fired."
Officially he couldn't kill the Joker and the police couldn't be seen using brutal force, but Lobo figured if nothing else he could give the guy a beating and the inject with one of those nano shots he had on hand. the device was good for completely healing somebody that was fatally sick or injured it worked so well by 12 hours you could hardly tell there was anything wrong with the person that was healed. Lobo couldn't help but smile.
"No brutal force my butt. If I'm going to take this guy, I'm doing it the best way I can." he'd make sure that whatever damage did happen, it couldn't be tracked to either him or the police.
the main man took an alien Jack in the box and rigged it with a plasma grenade. He then set it on hunting mode. it'd track joker via heat signature, and explode right in front of him, it wouldn't kill him, but it'd give him quite a heard.
he smiled as he set the box and sent it on it's way
"Happy birthday Dipstick."
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Post by The Joker on Oct 9, 2015 10:41:20 GMT -5
Joker was speaking to his henchmen through the radio in his office, there were blueprints all around him and two henchmen with him in the room, they were wearing clown masks and had shotguns, however there was a nurse/doctor too in the next room, he was there to help the clown if needed and there had been the need lately.
The henchmen outside were listening to Joker's nonsense, his nonsense had even became more gibberish since he had taken that homemade antidote. Joker put down the radio when he finished talking and observed one of his henchmen looking at a dark corner "Ricky?" strange names his henchmen had "What's happening? Saw a ghost?" the Joker just had the time to finish the sentence that something exploded.
Joker fell on the floor hitting his back against the desk, blueprints all around the place, his two henchmen in the room got hit by whatever just exploded so they were unconscious now. His back was hurting, but the clown always used the pain as a fuel to do madness. Joker started laughing, but it was strange to see because he had a serious expression "Who's the little pig into the wolf's lair?" Joker said to the radio so that the intruder could hear him. The henchmen started searching for the intruder.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2015 12:58:29 GMT -5
The Main Man couldn't help but crack a smile. the bounty hunter had been able to knock the clown off balance and by the looks of his men was starting to freak out a bit. Why not up the Anti a bit? If the clown was going to try and play a little phycoware far on him, the main man was more than up for a game. found a speaker, and hooked up it to one of the main intercom systems. He then picked what he thought was a perfect song for this clown requiem. As the Slow dirge started to play, Lobo Decided to rush down the hallway and take the two guards and. making a note to himself to get to the song write before the song ended. The Tune Started to echo throughout the entire layer.
"I started a joke..."
Lobo started to rush down the main hallway. One of the henchman was in his sights
"...which started the whole world crying."
the henchman started firing his shotgun, the shells bounced off of the sprinting bounty hunter .
"But I didn't see..."
Lobo grabbed the henchman by the throat swiftly snapping his neck.
"....that the joke was on me."
the other henchman runs down the hall when he stops he sees the bounty hunter standing over the body of the other henchman
" I started to cry ..."
The Henchman makes a bail for. but Lobo swings his hook around which laches on to the Henchman's collar. Lobo then drags him across the floor and then decapitates him.
"...which started the whole world laughing."
On the other side, Lobo sees the room where joker is. he then smashes down the door. with a mighty crash. the door flies off the hinges and crushes the doctor that was in the room with the joker. he slowly walks in and tosses the decapitated head at Joker's feet.
"Oh If I'd only seen...that the joke was on me."
as the song died down, The main man found his glowing read eyes staring right into Jokers he then gave a grin.
"They call me...Lobo."
OC Note: sorry for the huge elaborate entrance. I just finished watching suicide Squad's trailer last night.
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Post by The Joker on Nov 4, 2015 22:43:12 GMT -5
ooc: i really liked it!
Joker watched the entire show, smiling, but it was one of those serious smiles, mh, although it should be impossible to smile and being serious at the same time, but Joker was the Prince of smiles and killing people with a smile on their faces, so, he knew smiles.
Joker narrowed his green eyes when one of his henchmen was decapitated by Lobo, at least now he knew whom he was dealing with. That was funny, but that big fella had no style. Joker stood up far away enough from the wall because he saw Lobo from the cameras so he understood his way in of choice.
The Prince of Crime couldn't help but smile when Lobo threw the head towards him. Joker stopped the head with his foot, hands behind his back "I don't need presentations" Joker smiled stepping on the head, one of the eyeballs almost got out from its socket. Joker stepped forward, but stopped few inches from Lobo "The song..." the clown smiled "...made you smile too?" Joker had something in his hand that was behind his back, he pushed a little button that was in this thing and the room was filled with gas "Smile!" the clown laughed, the room filled with his toxin.
Quickly, Joker showed the other hand that was behind his back, there was a revolver in that hand, he pointed the revolver at Lobo. Joker pushed the trigger, but a flag with Boom written on him came out "Whoopsie daisy!" the clown laughed, pulling the trigger again, this time a bullet was shot, directed into Lobo's head, the flag fell down on the floor between them.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2015 22:45:39 GMT -5
so this guy wasn't intimidated. Worked for lobo. He couldn't help but kind of grin and be a little sarcastic.
"Eh I thought it worked for the occasion." All of the sudden the clown had a hand behind his back before he shouted
"Smile!"
a Green mist started to feel the room.
"Oh yeah the gas attack. Like I hadn't been through this a million times." Lobo thought to himself.
The clown reached with the other hand to grab a gun. When he pulled the trigger a flag with Boom written on him came out. What was this a joke?
"Whoopsie daisy!"
the clown laughed, pulling the trigger again, this time a bullet was shot, the bullet hit Lobo square in the forehead. Normally this would be a fatal shot to the brain for anyone else but not for Lobo. The force knocked his head back a bit but not much else. Not sure exacly how to react the Main Man just made a face and shrugged.
"Uh...Ow?"
Then the actually smell of the gas grabbed Lobo's nose hairs and odlly enough refused to let go.
"Arrrg....Good night man what did you eat last night? that's rank."
at this piont it would have been useless to cover his nose. So he just decided to take the smell until the gas dissipated.
"What was that stuff? some sort of stink gas?
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Post by The Joker on Dec 26, 2015 14:29:43 GMT -5
"Aren't ya something special?" Joker laughed after observing Lobo for few seconds. The toxin wasn't doing anything to him, Joker saw this kind of reaction in Superman too, although taking down the alien was very simple if someone was well equipped...what was Lobo's kryptonite? Perhaps a hug? Hahaahhahhah, a hug.
"Well, you come here, punch my minions and take off their heads....that was a nice touch, really appreciated...however..." a sigh "...should I be flattered?" Joker laughed and stepped back then stopped and bowed like a performer would bow in front of their audience. It was one of those bows that he did when he was acting being a magician part.
"Now you see me..." Joker laughed again and throw on the floor something reddish that broke against the ground, a very thick smoke appeared, a smoke that made impossible to see and when it disappeared Joker wasn't in the room anymore "...now you don't!" Joker's voice came out from the speakers then a very long weird laugh. Of course, the Joker wanted Lobo to find him.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2015 21:15:55 GMT -5
as the gas disappeared, Lobo started cursing under his breath. "Mazafrasikgarafragadum. Come back here or I'll frag this whole place on the count of ten. 1..2...10"
Lobo grabbed a mini Laser from his pack and started blowing up wall after wall until the building started to shake. If he kept this up, the whole building would go down and he would be without a contract. He took out a gun and continued to walk down the hall. The whole place was dead silent no henchmen, and no Joker. Surly this was a trap of some sort.
"Little pig...Little pig...Let me come in."
Lobo grabbed a gun until he stepped on a loose board and fell.
"Ahhhhh...." SPLASH!!!
Lobo continued to curse as he shook the water from him. He looked around. It was a dark damp place, and it ssmelled like death and decay. All of the sudden, Lobo activated a switch, the room turned on with a bunch of insanely crazy bright lights. A loud distorted type of carnival music started Echo thought the room.
"What the heck is this place?"
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Post by The Joker on Jan 8, 2016 9:14:14 GMT -5
" Welcome to the place where you go if you disturb me while I'm playing catch the bat!" Joker's voice said through the speakers, the music as background " There should be few of your roommates with you" Joker laughed, under the water could be seen corpses, lots of them " Now, instead of destroying my Funland, can you please tell me what you are and what you want...?" Joker screamed and the speakers made that irritating noise that speakers do when a sound is too loud. " If it is just an autograph then you are asking it in the wrong way!!" Joker laughed and the speakers made that irritating noise again. Then there was silence for few seconds, but suddenly sharp spikes came out from the walls, long enough to penetrate everything that was in the room. Joker was watching the show somewhere, curious to see what was gonna happen to the spikes, maybe the big fella was strong enough to not be harmed by those.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2016 2:48:53 GMT -5
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Post by The Joker on Jan 18, 2016 17:28:07 GMT -5
"Woooow" Joker's voice could be heard from the speakers, he had seen the hole healing just like that "Well, at least we agree on something..." the clown said "...you are a cockroach! HahahHahahahHhahAh" he started laughing and this was something that he couldn't really control. Then Joker started pushing every button in front of him...nothing...everything just shut down even the emergency generator wasn't working "What the...?" he said it at the same time Lobo did, but of course Joker couldn't know it, just a funny coincidence, but what was happening down the park was even funnier.
Joker couldn't even see what was happening because of the blackout "Was that a gh--ghost?!" one of his henchmen screamed and Joker rose a brow, ghosts were a rare thing even in Gotham and the clown was actually curious to see what was the thing that the henchman was afraid of. So, he grabbed his revoler and ran downstairs where the henchmen were.
In front of him there was a ghost. The Joker had a surprised expression at first then a smile then he started laughing. The ghost disappeared passing through Joker and that just made the clown laugh more. The henchmen then started screaming about something else...zombies?? "Oh! Tonight is a perfect night!! Games to play...zombies to kill...ehi! You! Go and bring me the machete!!" the henchman addressed by Joker nodded and one minute later he gave his Boss the machete "Let's go kill some zombies!!" the henchmen followed the Joker outside and there they were, the zombies. The Joker started fighting them as if he didn't have any care in the world and it was probably like that because the clown was insane. The henchmen started shooting at them.
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Post by The Joker on Feb 8, 2016 4:02:49 GMT -5
"Yesss!! Say my name!! Louder!!!" Joker screamed putting his hands up in the air then he took off one of the zombies heads with the machete. Suddenly, the big man returned back "Don't call me Mr. J..." Joker made a grimace, Harley called him that way so it was weird hearing it from the big fella that Lobo was. The zombies kept coming but Joker was focused on the Batman-like-ones.
"Ohhh, yes, I remember you guys! I killed you because you pretended to be Batsy!" that was how he called dressing up like the Batman "There is just one Batman and he is not a zombie, now, do me a favour and stay dead!" Joker cut off some bat-zombies heads, he hated them, those wanna-be-Batmans.
Then the machete broke and a bat-zombie almost bit Joker's arm, but the clown managed to throw him against Lobo. The clown laughed and thought to let some of these zombies into Gotham....why not?! That was a funny idea!! "Guys!! Open the gate!!" the Joker said while running towards it, some of his henchmen followed him to open the gate and the zombies followed the Joker too, good, that was what the clown wanted. The Joker wanted to lead the zombies into Gotham.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2016 1:41:31 GMT -5
As one of the Bat-zombies slammed against Lobo's back, the bounty hunter grabbed the sides of it's head and snapped it's neck. The zombie let out one finally grown before splashing into the water. Lobo then looked over to see Joker's henchmen open the gate, with Joker trying to lead the zombies out of the fun house.
"Oh no you don't!" Lobo shouted before blasting the control panel. The gate fell on one of the zombies squishing it into mush. I"m taking you down even if I have to bring this whole thing down on our heads. and here is the thing. I'll live. you won't."
Lobo then started digging into his back as zombies started to pile on top of it. Finally he found it A necroeater grenade. "There you are."
Lobo then threw the grenade. Millions of tiny Nanobots came out forming a cloud. They then attached themselves to the zombies and ate at there flesh before there was nothing left but unmoving skeletons.
The only people left were Joker, his henchmen, and Lobo.
"No more zombies, no more ghost. it's just you and me bub. Bring it."
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Post by The Joker on Mar 5, 2016 11:29:00 GMT -5
"You've nice toys!!" Joker exclaimed all happy. The zombies were gone and Joker had just found out a new toy to play with "How many funny toys do you hide in your pockets? Where do you get them?" the psycho clown asked walking towards the big fella. Joker was acting very care-free, surely he wasn't afraid, not even the fear-toxin could make him feel fear. The clown was crazy and his body had changed because of the acid bath, Joker had been facing so many challenges that this situation was just one of many.
While their boss wasn't afraid, his henchmen had another opinion. They hoped that Lobo didn't have another one of those grenades. Joker smiled widely "Soooo, you still want to play tag!" the clown tilted his head "Who do you work for?" he asked very calmly. Joker had lots of enemies, coward enemies who couldn't catch him themselves so they needed hitmen like Lobo.
Joker's suit was ruined after the battle, some ripped fabric on the jacket and trousers and blood was slowly coming out from a wound on Joker's left cheek, but the clown didn't seem worried about it. The blood touched the clown's lips so Joker licked it away "Mhhh...it just tastes like iron...how can vampires like this?" Joker rose a brow. The Joker was so calmly standing in front of Lobo as if noting was wrong, surely the psycho clown had a trick up his sleeve that could help him if Lobo tried to catch him. Or maybe not. You couldn't ever tell with the Joker.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2016 23:45:03 GMT -5
Lobo began to circle around as Joker was talking. Whoever this guy really was, he was insane the guy just had to face an army of zombies, almost got bit by a zombie, and he was still smiling. Was this guy an immortal like hew was? it would all of the sudden make things make a lot more sense. He chuckled
"You've nice toys, How many funny toys do you hide in your pockets? Where do you get them?"
"I got a hold bag full of trouble for ya."
the clown tilted his head "Who do you work for?" he asked very calmly. This must have been nothing new for him, and on account that he was still here, he guessed the previous hit-men were not here. Whoever he was, this clown was a thorn in his side.
"Forget who I work for bub, this has gotten personal."
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